Battlin Bitchs

Again, going with something a little different here at the start of season 4 I thought I’d take a look back at some of my favorite matchs and favorite wrestlers over the last 3 seasons. Sort of reruns, I guess except that its kind of a best of the best…at least in my opinion.

To start, how about the only match that I know of where points were awarded for making someone cum in the middle of a match. The match featured Jade Marx against Shannon Kelly and despite Jade having the most experience…she just couldn’t help herself from orgasming once Shannon Kelly stuck her pussy in her face and started rubbing her clit. It made the round 4 action pale in comparison but, to date, must represent the most humiliating moment in a nude wrestling sport designed to be humiliating. In case you want to see previews of all the action, Click Here for the video gallery. I’m not sure if it’s intentional or not but mysteriously you only get sound after the first few seconds of the fourth clip.

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The Gymnast (1-3) vs The Trouper (4-6)
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The Gymnast is coming off a crushing defeat by Isis, and is looking to rebound from that with a victory. With 4 matches under her belt she feels confidant that she can defeat The Trouper, who has 6 losses in 10 matches. The Trouper is just that, a fighter, who has slowly caught on to how US works. She hopes to use her experience against a younger, stronger, faster opponent.

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The Trouper (3-6) vs The Jester (0-1)
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Welcome the Trouper back to season 3. She is here to Kick ass and chew bubble gum, and she is all out of bubble gum. However, the Jester is feisty and really hates losing. You see, she has this huge fan base that gives her shit when she loses. Best way to describe this match? Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Who won? Join and see.

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The Trooper (Lifetime 3-5) has the experience of 8 matches under her belt; Vendetta, (Lifetime 0-2) only two. However, Vendetta was ranked higher in season two’s rankings then Jade. Why was that? Why was Vendetta with 2 loses and no wins ranked higher than Jade and her one season two win? Because I saw something in Vendetta, and it was promise. I like it when I’m right.

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Here is the Pirate’s first match after her only loss. She had told us she practiced her leg work and that was definitely evident in her crushing defeat of Jade. Jade was undefeated this season, but hit a wall of talent when she rumbled with the Pirate. The Pirate used all kinds of strategies and tricks, and even tried to get the first tickling submission here at US. This was a great victory for the Pirate and another set back for the Trooper.

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Jade (0-0) vs. Melissa (0-0)
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Jade’s lifetime record is (2-4) so she has 6 matches under her belt going into the match. Melissa is a HOT French girl from Paris, spunky as hell. Melissa, a ball of energy, hates losing, but has no choice in the matter. Experience rules the mat as Jade uses her weight and pussy to good advantage as she face sat her self to her first season 2 victory and her 3rd win over all. Nice work Jade!

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Jade (1-4) has the most shame points on the site, her only win was by 1pt. China’s (0-1) only match was against the Dragon. Would experience win out? Does The Samurai have a chance against the bigger Jade? Will quickness win out over size? Sorry, I just don’t remember.

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